Igavus tapab vol 4.

[90Deville]

110v äkki?

[antoonio]

ain, nu ega see teekann sind sõitmast segand kui ei eksi siis seda kolekulgurit õnnestus vähemalt 2x näha, korra hommikul tammsaare teel ja siis pealelõunat kuskil viljandi maanteel

[ain]

ei usu - auto on isegi KM spidokaga. 110V peaks kohe paugu ära panema.
Europistikud kah küljes.
Ega ma ju ei tea seda vana aja tehnikat - ehk peabki see väline tünn nii sumisema?

Sai seal kulgetud jah

Edit: vaatasin veel asjale kotkapilguga otsa ja vastu siras silt "made in sweden" ja mingi patendinumber - et siis ruootslaste turbosoojendus?

[ain]

põdramaa kohalik Rapla polegi nii erinev meie omast

[DevilDeville]

Winter is practically here. And this season, two major trends are impacting America's cocktails and spirits of choice. On the one hand, retro cocktails are back with a vengeance. You can thank those swanky, fictional corporate types on Mad Men for that. On the other hand, you're unemployed. (Thanks, non-swanky, non-fictional corporate types.)

So whether you're cuddling with a loved one by a trashcan fire, or meeting your banker to go over final foreclosure documents, here are some classic drink recipes to bring a little warmth to your cheeks this season.

Gin
1. Pour into flask.
2. Sip angrily and often.

Scotch
1. Unscrew cap.
2. Drink.

Bourbon
1. Pull paper bag down to expose top.
2. Drink.
3. Repeat until blind.

Mad Dog 20/20
1. Take off cap.
2. Try not to think about it.
3. Drink.

Tequila
1. Steal from store.
2. Drink under bridge.

Whiskey
1. Trade sips for uneasy truce with Sewer People under bridge.

Rum
1. Drink without breathing.
2. Use broken bottle to defend cardboard sleeping box.

Vodka
1. Chug-a-lug.
2. Use broken bottle to slit Bearded Joe's throat.
3. Don't worry about Sewer People taking your shopping cart again.

Of course, there are many varieties to the above recipes. Pour anything into a half-empty plastic bottle of juice from the city dump and you've made a classic Hobo Sangria. And any drink automatically becomes an Ironic Sidecar if you drink it at the junkyard while sleeping in an actual sidecar.

Cheers!

[antoonio]

[antoonio]

Ei mingit pidu krt, vene keele oskus vajalik :finger

[90Deville]

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uuemad moesuunad

[palumx]

Peris head moesuunad... Aga, ega need tüübid ka tavalised inimesed pole...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQ3HVkjpIvE

[DevilDeville]

Hehee, äärepealt oleks saanud sidrunis hommikuni magada paergast. Läksin nimelt linnapeale purgaa jälgi ja koristusmasinate tööd kaema. Lolli peaga võtsin kaasa ainult korteri võtme. Tagasitulles oli tuisk kenasti trepikoja koodluku keskerakonda puhunud - uksest sisse ei saa, tee või tina Mingi imeläbi juhtus üks kaastrepikodalane mõne aja pärast, kui mul vaim juba autosmagamiseks valmis, väljuma ja pääsesin sisse. Uhpljääd, hakka või jooma

[antoonio]

Kooli seinalehele täitsa sobilik kuulutus

[saabotska]

Hehee, äärepealt oleks saanud sidrunis hommikuni magada paergast. Läksin nimelt linnapeale purgaa jälgi ja koristusmasinate tööd kaema. Lolli peaga võtsin kaasa ainult korteri võtme. Tagasitulles oli tuisk kenasti trepikoja koodluku keskerakonda puhunud - uksest sisse ei saa, tee või tina Mingi imeläbi juhtus üks kaastrepikodalane mõne aja pärast, kui mul vaim juba autosmagamiseks valmis, väljuma ja pääsesin sisse. Uhpljääd, hakka või jooma

Ma üritasin lolli peaga hilja õhtul naaberasulasse sõita. Hea et pragugi keset maanteed ei istu . Järgmiseks talveks ostan eskalaatori

[antoonio]

[antoonio]

paistab et uus camaro on saanud vägagi turvalised küljeklaasid, või on jänki miilitsad sõõrikusöömisest lodevaks läinud

peris fun koht ja tegevus

[DevilDeville]

DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the freshly-painted project which you had carefully set in the corner where nothing could get to it. (Ya wanna see the scars?)

WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes fingerprints and hard-earned calluses from fingers in about the time it takes you to say, 'Oh sh--!'

SKIL SAW: A portable cutting tool used to make studs too short.

PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads. Sometimes used in the creation of blood-blisters.

BELT SANDER: An electric sanding tool commonly used to convert minor touch-up jobs into major refinishing projects.

HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board principle. It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more dismal your future becomes.

VISE-GRIPS: Generally used after pliers to completely round off bolt heads. If nothing else is available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to the palm of your hand.

OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting various flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for igniting the grease inside the wheel hub out of which you want to remove a bearing race.

TABLE SAW: A large stationary power tool commonly used to launch wood projectiles for testing wall integrity. And to remove straying fingers.

HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the ground after you have installed your new brake shoes, trapping the jack handle firmly under the bumper. (Yep, been there, done that.)

BAND SAW: A large stationary power saw primarily used by most shops to cut good aluminum sheet into smaller pieces that more easily fit into the trash can after you cut on the inside of the line instead of the outside edge.

TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for testing the maximum tensile strength of everything you forgot to disconnect.

PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the vacuum seals under lids or for opening old-style paper-and-tin oil cans and splashing oil on your shirt; but can also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw heads.

STRAIGHT SCREWDRIVER: A tool for opening paint cans. Sometimes used to convert common slotted screws into non-removable screws and butchering your palms.

PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip or bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50 cent part.

HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to make hoses too short.

HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the object we are trying to hit.

UTILITY KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the contents of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works particularly well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in plastic bottles, collector magazines, refund checks and rubber or plastic parts. Especially useful for slicing work clothes, but only while in use.

SON-OF-A-BITCH TOOL: (Sorry about the language.) (A personal favorite!) Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the garage while yelling 'Son of a BITCH!' at the top of your lungs. It is also, most often, the next tool that you will need.