Igavus tapab vol 4.
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antoonio
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Re: Igavus tapab vol 4.
Cadillac Coupe Deville 79 dMarchand Edition
Do ya f*ckin' believe any of that sh!t?!?!
Do ya f*ckin' believe any of that sh!t?!?!
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Re: Igavus tapab vol 4.
A WOMAN'S POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.
A MAN'S POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.
A MAN'S POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
Flick the Gestapo.... No, I said *Flick*, the Gestapo!
Re: Igavus tapab vol 4.
kui juba luuletamiseks l2ks:
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying you screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
I thought that I could love no other --
that is until I met your brother.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and
so is your head.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "'Go to hell."'
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts tequila, one part lime
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Cynic's Approach To Love
If you love something, set it free.
If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours.
If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with.
If it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and never behaves as if you actually set it free in the first place, you either married it or gave birth to it!
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying you screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
I thought that I could love no other --
that is until I met your brother.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and
so is your head.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "'Go to hell."'
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts tequila, one part lime
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Cynic's Approach To Love
If you love something, set it free.
If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours.
If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with.
If it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and never behaves as if you actually set it free in the first place, you either married it or gave birth to it!
What part of "F#CK OFF!" didn't you understand?...
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DevilDeville
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Re: Igavus tapab vol 4.
Flick the Gestapo.... No, I said *Flick*, the Gestapo!
Re: Igavus tapab vol 4.
Mõned pildid lõunaprovintsidest:
Brittide pesumasin (see oranž):
Matusetalitaja liikur a la Kandahar:
Talebani poolt üllitatud matemaatika õpik (ja kes ütles, et Taleban haridusevaenulik):
Couch of Man Love ('nuff said):
Arstikabinet:
Jõusaal:
Brittide pesumasin (see oranž):
Matusetalitaja liikur a la Kandahar:
Talebani poolt üllitatud matemaatika õpik (ja kes ütles, et Taleban haridusevaenulik):
Couch of Man Love ('nuff said):
Arstikabinet:
Jõusaal:
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DevilDeville
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Re: Igavus tapab vol 4.
õpik on tegija, kas seal mingi paradiisisnopitavate selkadeloendamise õpetus ka leidus tulevastele märtritele?
Flick the Gestapo.... No, I said *Flick*, the Gestapo!
Re: Igavus tapab vol 4.
Kurat seda teab. Tõlk korra viskas pilgu sellele üllitisele ja tegi ka suured silmad - polnud sellist kirjatükki varem näinud.DevilDeville wrote:õpik on tegija, kas seal mingi paradiisisnopitavate selkadeloendamise õpetus ka leidus tulevastele märtritele?
Pildina igatahes eelpool nimetatud elundit ei tuvastanud
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mulle sümpatiseerib see matuseauto - peaks siia ka sellise hankima 
„siin on tegemist jällegi ühe toreda riigireetmisega“ (Bretschneider).
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Koit
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Re: Igavus tapab vol 4.
Justjust, sellega oleks hea jutuajamistelt "laipu" laiali kodudesse jaotada. Nigu Mustangi klubil on mingi must maastur, siis meil võik selline olla kirjaga "Cadillac Club Estonia Supporting Vehicle"
Vana number kasutusel jälle. 556 991 51
Re: Igavus tapab vol 4.
supporting vehicle on meil olemas
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„siin on tegemist jällegi ühe toreda riigireetmisega“ (Bretschneider).
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Hea idee.. Huvitav mis transakulud läheks?Koit wrote:Justjust, sellega oleks hea jutuajamistelt "laipu" laiali kodudesse jaotada. Nigu Mustangi klubil on mingi must maastur, siis meil võik selline olla kirjaga "Cadillac Club Estonia Supporting Vehicle"
Iseenesest HMMV'sid seal nagu meremuda - keegi neid reaalselt "põllul" enam ei kasuta - ainult baasides sees ja admin. Õrnavõitu teised ja "mustika" peale sõitmist suurt ei talu.
Hiljuti kusjuures põles terve suur laoplatsi täis neid maha.. :roll:
Samas ise küll sellisest "Utility Vehicle'st" hoovipeal ära ei ütleks.. Hea sügisel lehti vedada ja.. poistega peale sauna poes käia
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Igatahes Kuskilt jäi kunagi silma, kui sellest juttu oli, et Usa armeed need aparaadid välja pidid vahetama. Sealt samast jäi meelde, et neid vististi nö. tavaahvidele ei müüda, tea kas kas vastab tõele? Muidu neid peaks ikka mõned üle olema küll neil :roll:
Kuskilt jäi kunagi silma, kui sellest juttu oli, et Usa armeed need aparaadid välja pidid vahetama. Sealt samast jäi meelde, et neid vististi nö. tavaahvidele ei müüda, tea kas kas vastab tõele? Muidu neid peaks ikka mõned üle olema küll neil :roll:Vana number kasutusel jälle. 556 991 51
Re: Igavus tapab vol 4.
paraku meie konnatiigis on sõjaväetehnika sissetoomine võimalik ainult Siseministeeriumi eriloaga.
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„siin on tegemist jällegi ühe toreda riigireetmisega“ (Bretschneider).
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Re: Igavus tapab vol 4.
See eriluba ei maksa halligi ja vötab lihtsalt nädalakese ootamist, keeldumist vist pole kah ette tulnud eriti.
Isegi mees kes ilmselt sooviti alguses ministeeriumi poolt hoiatavaks näiteks tuua talle 10k trahvi tehes ei saanud seda reaalselt siiski, tegemist oli siis vana volvo sootrammi toonud inimesega. Kuna too oli algselt rootsi militarile tehtud siis paiknes kah sujuvalt ohtlike söjakaupade nimekirjas, nagu ka muu nonsens ntx lennuki öhukummid mida peipsi ässad oma karakatitsatele alla panevad jms.
Niiet küll saab ka selle humwee siia, iseasi kas regada lastakse, liiga lai on.
Isegi mees kes ilmselt sooviti alguses ministeeriumi poolt hoiatavaks näiteks tuua talle 10k trahvi tehes ei saanud seda reaalselt siiski, tegemist oli siis vana volvo sootrammi toonud inimesega. Kuna too oli algselt rootsi militarile tehtud siis paiknes kah sujuvalt ohtlike söjakaupade nimekirjas, nagu ka muu nonsens ntx lennuki öhukummid mida peipsi ässad oma karakatitsatele alla panevad jms.
Niiet küll saab ka selle humwee siia, iseasi kas regada lastakse, liiga lai on.
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