Igavus tapab vol 4.
Posted: 25 Apr 2010, 21:54
Gun Shop Owner: Hi, How can I help you?
Client: I am looking for a gun.
Owner: What kind of gun are you looking for?
Client: (pointing at the biggest handgun in the case): That one looks about right.
Owner: (very surprised): Why do you need a .44 magnum?
Client: It is for shooting at cans.
Owner: (pointing at a small handgun) Well, this is the perfect size for shooting at cans.
Client: (pointing again at the .44) Nah, I need this one.
Owner: OK, what kind of cans are you shooting at?
Client: Mexi-cans... Puerto Ri-cans... Afri-cans...
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Allveelaeva komandör kutsub vanemabi ja küsib:
- Mis jõnksatus laevast äsja läbi käis?
- Ah see - mitšmanile tuli raadiogramm, et mingi jorss oli tema naisega kusagile Marbellasse puhkusele sõitnud.
- ja siis??
- Pizdets selle Marbellaga!
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Rasta man goes to the bank with a 25 kg bag of marijuana and hands it over to the cashier...shocked, the cashier asks.."Whats this for?"...the Rastman replies..."Me here to open a joint account"
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Before the Battle of Normandy, two German spies have infiltrated the Allied Headquarters. Before they can retire and radio to Berlin, they have to attend the officers's cocktail. One of the two spies goes to the barman and asks, in perfect English:
"Two martinis, please."
"Dry?"
"Nein, zwei!"
Client: I am looking for a gun.
Owner: What kind of gun are you looking for?
Client: (pointing at the biggest handgun in the case): That one looks about right.
Owner: (very surprised): Why do you need a .44 magnum?
Client: It is for shooting at cans.
Owner: (pointing at a small handgun) Well, this is the perfect size for shooting at cans.
Client: (pointing again at the .44) Nah, I need this one.
Owner: OK, what kind of cans are you shooting at?
Client: Mexi-cans... Puerto Ri-cans... Afri-cans...
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Allveelaeva komandör kutsub vanemabi ja küsib:
- Mis jõnksatus laevast äsja läbi käis?
- Ah see - mitšmanile tuli raadiogramm, et mingi jorss oli tema naisega kusagile Marbellasse puhkusele sõitnud.
- ja siis??
- Pizdets selle Marbellaga!
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Rasta man goes to the bank with a 25 kg bag of marijuana and hands it over to the cashier...shocked, the cashier asks.."Whats this for?"...the Rastman replies..."Me here to open a joint account"
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Before the Battle of Normandy, two German spies have infiltrated the Allied Headquarters. Before they can retire and radio to Berlin, they have to attend the officers's cocktail. One of the two spies goes to the barman and asks, in perfect English:
"Two martinis, please."
"Dry?"
"Nein, zwei!"