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Igavus tapab vol 4.

Posted: 25 Apr 2010, 21:54
by antoonio
Gun Shop Owner: Hi, How can I help you?
Client: I am looking for a gun.
Owner: What kind of gun are you looking for?
Client: (pointing at the biggest handgun in the case): That one looks about right.
Owner: (very surprised): Why do you need a .44 magnum?
Client: It is for shooting at cans.
Owner: (pointing at a small handgun) Well, this is the perfect size for shooting at cans.
Client: (pointing again at the .44) Nah, I need this one.
Owner: OK, what kind of cans are you shooting at?
Client: Mexi-cans... Puerto Ri-cans... Afri-cans...
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Allveelaeva komandör kutsub vanemabi ja küsib:
- Mis jõnksatus laevast äsja läbi käis?
- Ah see - mitšmanile tuli raadiogramm, et mingi jorss oli tema naisega kusagile Marbellasse puhkusele sõitnud.
- ja siis??
- Pizdets selle Marbellaga!
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Rasta man goes to the bank with a 25 kg bag of marijuana and hands it over to the cashier...shocked, the cashier asks.."Whats this for?"...the Rastman replies..."Me here to open a joint account"
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Before the Battle of Normandy, two German spies have infiltrated the Allied Headquarters. Before they can retire and radio to Berlin, they have to attend the officers's cocktail. One of the two spies goes to the barman and asks, in perfect English:

"Two martinis, please."
"Dry?"
"Nein, zwei!"

Re: Igavus tapab vol 4.

Posted: 25 Apr 2010, 22:07
by ain
A Virginia State trooper pulled a car over on I-64 about 2 miles south of the Virginia / West Virginia State line.

When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Beckley , WV to do a show at the Shrine Circus. He didn't want to be late. The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket. The driver told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have any thing to juggle.

The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler.

While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol car. A drunken good old boy from West Virginia got out, watched the performance briefly, then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in. The trooper observed this and went over to the patrol car and opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing. The drunk replied, 'You might as well take my ass to jail, cause there ain't no way I can pass that test.'

Re: Igavus tapab vol 4.

Posted: 26 Apr 2010, 21:05
by ain
toredad nimed on autodele pandud :)
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Näiteks kindlasti oleks vaja omada Escalade Vedru Versiooni või siis sellist värdi:

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Re: Igavus tapab vol 4.

Posted: 29 Apr 2010, 15:20
by Rein
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Re: Igavus tapab vol 4.

Posted: 29 Apr 2010, 16:34
by KogerQ
Oot aint sellise caddyga saab aint selliseid naisi we?

Re: Igavus tapab vol 4.

Posted: 29 Apr 2010, 17:32
by DevilDeville
KogerQ wrote:Oot aint sellise caddyga saab aint selliseid naisi we?
kunsttissidega kährikust räägid?

Re: Igavus tapab vol 4.

Posted: 29 Apr 2010, 21:12
by KogerQ
Jah Martin :o Minule kui 24 aastasele sobivad sellised kunsttissidega kährikud imehästi :devil Need kellel naturaalsed, need ma jätan rahus teile... :beer

Re: Igavus tapab vol 4.

Posted: 02 May 2010, 18:39
by antoonio
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Re: Igavus tapab vol 4.

Posted: 03 May 2010, 20:16
by palumx
peeris hea värvi on mehed välja mõelnud :devil

Re: Igavus tapab vol 4.

Posted: 04 May 2010, 14:08
by karupuhh
äi komentaari

Re: Igavus tapab vol 4.

Posted: 04 May 2010, 14:25
by mty
too viimane on ametlikult maailma pikim limukas...yle 30m pikk...

Re: Igavus tapab vol 4.

Posted: 05 May 2010, 11:43
by antoonio

Re: Igavus tapab vol 4.

Posted: 05 May 2010, 14:59
by DevilDeville
Omaril tiba mööda läinud jah see pealkirjavärk :)

Re: Igavus tapab vol 4.

Posted: 05 May 2010, 22:28
by Rein
Äkki kasutab mingit rahva kõnekäändu :) Kõik mis taksikoera limukad, on rahvakeeles lincolnid :D

Re: Igavus tapab vol 4.

Posted: 06 May 2010, 13:21
by antoonio