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A Mexican, an Arab, and a hot gorgeous blonde girl from Parker Az. are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In
Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'
The blonde girl from Parker Az., cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican an d the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says,
'In Arizona we have so many illegal immigrants that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'

keegi meenutab kauneid ja kadunud aegu:

.. käisin Galina Kulakova sunnipäeval, oli palju külalisi ja olin tunnistajaks episoodile kus Raissa Smetanina kinkis Galina-le habeajamisaparaadi aga Galina solvus ja lõi Raissa-le jalaga munadesse.
(CCCR murmaasuusatajad )

nõuab tugevat enesekindlust panna auto vapile suvaline tänavapeni
Võite arvata, mis auto vapiga tegu...

Kuidas saab neegri puuotsast alla?

Lõika nöör läbi.

a pair of them for every position...

Rootsi partei: Immigrandil on parasiite nagu koeral..

Uudis

Majanduslangus on jõudnud ka terroristideni

Uudis

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Vanad head briti traditsioonid...

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jeebimeeste foorumis on tore tänasesse päeva sobiv kuulutus:

Hommikuse virgutusvõimlemise käigus leidsin hantlite juurest asjad, mis ilmslegelt üleliigseks on ostutsunud. Anna tasuta ära!

*Land Roveri tagurpidi käik - heas seisukorras. Sõidukorda pole kaua proovitud Mõõduklalt kasutatud. Pärineb 1985 aasta mudleilt

*Uue (Fordi mootoriga) Defenderi antitiiva ostu sooduskupong. Annab 40% allahindlust. NB! Ei sobi 200tdi ja 300tdi mootoriga lühikese kerega mudelitele!

*Niva põhjaluugi tihend. Uus ja pakendis, sobib ka pritsemootoriga mudelile.

*Toyota LC120 vasakpööre. Pakendist välja võetud ja proovitud LC 90-le paiguta, kui keere ei sobinud. Söe Duuning lubas huvilistele uue keerme tasuta lõigata.

Homme läheb kõik see üle parda, seega ainult täna saadaval!

Kohale toimetamine cargobussiga.

Olukord siis selli9ne, et elukaaslane läheb mul lapsega Saaremaale ämma juurde nädalaks-pooleteistkümneks...
Selge see, et külalisi hakkab voorima ja 1 aprilli puhul saatsin talle järgnevad pildid kirjaga: "see ootab sind kodus, kui tagasi tuled"






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naine kirjutas vastu: "oi, kas lõpuks võtame kassi või?"

Osta.ee pakub teisaldatavat "katusealust" autole

LINK

The American businessman was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellowfin tuna. The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them.

The Mexican replied, "Only a little while."

The American then asked why didn't he stay out longer and catch more fish.

The Mexican said he had enough to support his family's immediate needs.

The American then asked, "But what do you do with the rest of your time?"

The Mexican fisherman said, "I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, take siesta with my wife, Maria, and stroll into the village each evening where I sip wine and play guitar with my amigos. I have a full and busy life, señor."

The American scoffed, "I am a Harvard MBA and could help you. You should spendmore time fishing and with the proceeds buy a bigger boat. With the proceeds from the bigger boat you could buy several boats and eventually you would have a fleet of fishing boats. Instead of selling your catch to a middleman you would sell directly to the processor, eventually opening your own cannery. You would control the product, processing and distribution. You would need to leave this small coastal fishing village and move to Mexico City, then Los Angeles, and eventually New York where you will run your expanding enterprise."

The Mexican fisherman asked, "But señor, how long will this all take?"

To which the American replied, "Fifteen to 20 years."

"But what then, señor?"

The American laughed and said, "That's the best part. When the time is right you would announce an IPO and sell your companies stock to the public and become very rich. You would make millions."

"Millions, señor? Then what?"

The American said, "Then you would retire. Move to a small coastal fishing village where you would sleep late, fish a little, play with your kids, take siesta with your wife, stroll to the village in the evenings where you could sip wine and play your guitar with your amigos."

Tsitaat ühes foorumist:

"Sel aastal on aastavahetus reedel."
"Kurat! Ja kui veel satub 13-nes kuupäev ka olema....!"

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M: G500, vajab vähe pahtlit ja uusi rehve

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Laste joonistatud filmistseenid. katsuge ise ära mõistatada...

Kui laibakal pole tööd, siis tuleb seda jooksvalt ise tekitada