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ja siis veel uudis, et amsterdamist startis lennuk 124 reisijaga ja bostonisse jõudis 125-ga. nimelt üks tegelane tegi plumpsu atlandi kohal. kõik peale plumpsutegija olid õnnelikud, et laps terve jne. emal hapu nägu peas. ema ugandast ja äriplaan laps usas sünnitada käis kuradile. na ei saandki väiksele kaagile kodakondsust

DevilDeville wrote:ja siis veel uudis, et amsterdamist startis lennuk 124 reisijaga ja bostonisse jõudis 125-ga. nimelt üks tegelane tegi plumpsu atlandi kohal. kõik peale plumpsutegija olid õnnelikud, et laps terve jne. emal hapu nägu peas. ema ugandast ja äriplaan laps usas sünnitada käis kuradile. na ei saandki väiksele kaagile kodakondsust

mina olen kuulnud, et sarnase juhtumi peale andis lennufirma v2rskele kodanikule tasuta lennu6iguse piiramatus koguses kuni mingi vanuseni...ja loomulikult sisaldas see ka tasuta saatja aka ema piletit...

lennufirmadel selline komme jah. a neegritädile on see lahja lohutus mikihiire kodakondsusega jõnglasega kaasnevate parasiteerimisvõimalustega võrreldes

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Alone in the Dark (2005)

I went on a quest for the worst movie ever made that had a high budget, and It has been discovered., 28 January 2005
1/10
Author: rusties from Mississauga, Canada

True, there are many movies much worse then this movie. This movie was no Manos: The Hands of Fate, or Troll 2 (yes, I have seen them both.. twice) but at the same time this movie is No Alien, Predator or even Alien Vs. Predator (Yes, even that movie surpassed this). Movies like this make Battlefield Earth look like a Star Wars it is so bad. Razzie awards lookout, your biggest competition has just arrived in theaters. This film I'm talking about is of course Alone in the Dark. I'll try to take you though a step by step process on why this film was so bad.

Acting- I'll first start off with what perhaps was the best component of this film (next to the ending credits, which played 'Wish I had An Angel', the acting. Christian Slater must be proud of himself, he successfully proved that it is possible to act decent in a film worse then drinking antifreeze. Though all his awful dialog he had to speak, it made me wonder why he just didn't walk off the set halfway. Perhaps it was because of Stephen Dorff being in the film as well (somebody he wishes he could be but fails at it). Tara Reid is a bad actress but good looking and that's all that really matters in films like these. That is not to say the acting was perfect though, it was average, not good, and perhaps the only thing in the film not good.

The Soundtrack- Except for 'Wish I had An Angel', the soundtrack is pointless and bad heavy medal being pumped into the viewers ears, perhaps to disguise the awful story (something I will get to soon). A long and very expensive 2 CD soundtrack is now up for sale for those musically challenged.

The Directing- Directed by Hollywoods favorite director Uwe Ball who brought us the classic House of the Dead. Telling us "Yes, movies can get this utterly bad and that's just the beginning to my deadly saga of awful movies". At least it is said to be directed by Uwe Ball. Without being told I would have guessed a monkey was kidnapped from the Congo, brought here and forced to make opinions on how to make the movie under penalty of being shocked. The director of photography was probably a camcorder taped onto a skateboard and pushed forward until it hits a wall. On the scenes where the camera should stay still it is constantly moving, not allowing us to stop anywhere and when it should be moving in action, the camera stops for some reason.

The Producing- Who on earth is stupid enough to put money towards this bomb? I pity the fool... sometimes. Sometimes I'm glad he or she was taught such a lesson to never put money towards garbage worse then dog dung tied up in a bag.

The Writing / Storyboard- Trying to Analise the story is more painful then jamming an ice pick under a big toe and kicking a soccer ball as hard as I possibly could with it right after but I will still attempt it.

Edward Carnby escapes as a child from an orphanage where 20 children where to go under science experiments. He escapes and hides in an electrical outlet where he is electrocuted (this is the point where it got so bad i started to laugh out loud). Then it fast-forwards many years later where he's a paranoia detective. He get's attacked by some zombie that can't be shot to death, kills it and moves on with life. Later on he gets attacked by some crazy looking monster and he discovers secrets that nobody else knows.

Yeah, the plot is bad, really really bad. The film beings with expecting us to read approximately 10 minutes, which felt like 100, of random text about an untrue civilization called the Abskani. The film goes not to have one twist after another, more then the audience can handle, more then the audience wants to handle, more then the audience could ever care about. This storyline is rock bottom bad that even Double Dragon does better.

Overall, miss out on this movie. I gave it a 1 out of 10 but that is because there is no 0.

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