Igavus tapab vol 4.

[antoonio]

Nuh, asi siis nii kaugel, et üks pank siis mitte küll otse kui natuke vähem kui otse on siis end pedepangaks tunnistanud. Vaadake ette kui selle panga kontorisse sisenete ja s**a hais vastu tuleb, see tuleneb mitte rikkis peldikust vaid ametlikust poliitikast . Huvitav kui suur ja rasvane see perse oli, mille peale swed korraliku PR fopaa endale korraldas??!!

[DevilDeville]

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[Cam79]

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oi bljaad.. karm.. kuskil 12 lk enam ei suutnud,aga järgi ka ei tahtnud jätta.
siuksed kuldsed väljendid: Берём пеноплекс, и хуярим по периметру.

[antoonio]

peris asjalikud ekskursiooniaparaadid v.a. mõned :D
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[zpotoloom]

[DevilDeville]

on ästinunnud koguaeg vahetpidamata:

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[antoonio]

vahetas rullid enne müüki ära või pandi need teise poolt pätsu.

A siin Leno garagest poolitsate liikurite juttu

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[ain]

Järjekordselt peab õpetama kuidas tuubi videoid siia postitada, mitte lingina vaid (eelmise posti näitel) nende

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klambrite vahele.
Miks ma pean klikkima lingil millest ma midagi ei tea, piltvaates näen mis asjaga tegu ja siis kas vaatan või ei.

[antoonio]

Järjekordselt peab õpetama kuidas tuubi videoid siia postitada, mitte lingina vaid (eelmise posti näitel) nende

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klambrite vahele.
Miks ma pean klikkima lingil millest ma midagi ei tea, piltvaates näen mis asjaga tegu ja siis kas vaatan või ei.

Sry ain, aga see oli sihilikult sedasi lingitud, et suurem pilt kohe ette tuleks mitte lukuaugust vaatamiseks.

[ain]

suureks saad selle teha ka "lukuaugust" :D
Lihtsalt hea on näha postis kohe akent teemaga...aga võibolla see minu isiklik probleem

[DevilDeville]

HIGH SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2014


Scenario 1:

Jack goes duck hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.

1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.

2014- School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.


Scenario 2:

Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.

1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.

2014 - Police called and SWAT team arrives -- they arrest both Johnny and Mark. They are both charged with assault and both expelled even though Johnny started it.


Scenario 3:

Jeffrey will not behave in class, he disrupts other students.

1957 - Jeffrey sent to the Principal's office and given a good paddling by the Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2014 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is then tested for ADD. The family gets extra money (SSI) from the government because Jeffrey has a disability.


Scenario 4:

Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and becomes a successful businessman.

2014 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse, Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Bil ly's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Bil ly's mom has an affair with the psychologist.


Scenario 5:

Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

1957 - Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock.

2014 - The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.


Scenario 6:

Pedro fails high school English.

1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.

2014 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against the state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English is then banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.


Scenario 7:

Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed.

1957 - Ants die.

2014 - ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents - and all siblings are removed from their home and all computers are confiscated. Johnny's dad is placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.


Scenario 8:

Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.

1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

2014 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.

[Maur]

Esimesel koolipäeval ühes Ameerika keskkoolis esitleb õpetaja klassile uut kaasõpilast: Sakiro Suzuki, Jaapanist. Tund algab. Õpetaja: "Vaatame, kui hästi te ameerika kultuurilugu tunnete. Kes ütles "Andke mulle vabadus või surm"?" Klassis on hiirvaikus, ainult Suzukil on käsi püsti: "Patrick Henry, 1775, Philadelphias." "Väga hea, Suzuki. Ja kes on öelnud: "Riik on rahvas ja rahvas ei tohi alla käia"?" Suzuki: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863 Washingtonis." Õpetaja vaatab klassi ja manitseb: "Häbenege! Suzuki on jaapanlane ja tunneb ameerika ajalugu paremini kui teie!" Tagaridadest kostab vaikne pomin: "Käigu perse need kuradi japsid!" "Kes seda ütles," karjatab õpetaja. Suzuki: "Kindral McArthur, 1942, Guadalkanali juures ja Lee Iacocca, 1982, Chrysleri aastakonverentsil." Klassis on vaikus, tagantpoolt kostab siiski: "Oksele ajab..." Õpetaja karjub: "Kes see oli?" Suzuki: "George Bush Senior jaapani peaministrile Tanaka lõunasöögi ajal Tokios 1991." Üks õpilane tõuseb püsti ja vannub: "Ma veel keeran sulle!" Suzuki silma pilgutamata: "Bill Clinton Monica Levinskyle, 1997, Washingtonis, Valge Maja ovaalsaalis." Püsti tõuseb järgmine ärritunud õpilane: "Suzuki on üks paras sitt!!!" Selle peale Suzuki: "Valentino Rossi, mootorrataste Grand-Prix'l Brasilias, 2002." Klassis puhkeb hüsteeria, õpetaja langeb minestunult maha.... Uksest astub sisse direktor: "Kurat, niisugust segadust pole minu silmad veel näinud!" Suzuki: "Angela Merkel rahandusminister Schäublele riigieelarve aruande lugemisel, Berliin, 2010." Hüsteeria läheb üle massikakluseks. Pärast mõneminutilist rüselust kõik vaibub ning üks esikaklejaist pomiseb: "Andestage, kellele olen haiget teinud!" Suzuki: "Evelin Ilves Facebookis, 22. august 2014."

[ain]

[antoonio]

haige värk
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[antoonio]

kui täna sellise kontrahtiga välja tuleks oleks 25+5 kindlustatud