DevilDeville wrote:Hiinlane ja juut joovad viina ja järsku annab itske kilile vastu hambaid. "Mille eest?" pärib kili. "Nu eks ikka selle eest, et te raisad Pearl Harbour-it pommitasite". "A need olid ju hoopis jaapanlased". "Üks puts puha", vastab juudas.
Võtavad siis viina edasi, kui järsku annab kili itskele korraliku laraka moltsi. "Mille eest siis nüüd niimoodi?" pärib juudas. "Selle eest, et te Titanic-u põhja lasite". "Meil polnud sellega mingit pistmist, jäämägi oli süüdi". "Üks puts puha, kas Iceberg või Goldberg".
DevilDeville wrote:Hiinlane ja juut joovad viina ja järsku annab itske kilile vastu hambaid. "Mille eest?" pärib kili. "Nu eks ikka selle eest, et te raisad Pearl Harbour-it pommitasite". "A need olid ju hoopis jaapanlased". "Üks puts puha", vastab juudas.
Võtavad siis viina edasi, kui järsku annab kili itskele korraliku laraka moltsi. "Mille eest siis nüüd niimoodi?" pärib juudas. "Selle eest, et te Titanic-u põhja lasite". "Meil polnud sellega mingit pistmist, jäämägi oli süüdi". "Üks puts puha, kas Iceberg või Goldberg".
Sry härrased maybe ma nii noor, et ei saa aru anekast aga ehk keegi seletab....arvan, et parem ikka küsida kui hea nali maybe mõistmata jääb.
KogerQ wrote:Sry härrased maybe ma nii noor, et ei saa aru anekast aga ehk keegi seletab....arvan, et parem ikka küsida kui hea nali maybe mõistmata jääb.
nu tegelikult anekdoot ingliskeelsest kultuuriruumist, kus iceberg teadupärast jäämägi on.
Flick the Gestapo.... No, I said *Flick*, the Gestapo!
KogerQ wrote:Sry härrased maybe ma nii noor, et ei saa aru anekast aga ehk keegi seletab....arvan, et parem ikka küsida kui hea nali maybe mõistmata jääb.
nu tegelikult anekdoot ingliskeelsest kultuuriruumist, kus iceberg teadupärast jäämägi on.
selllest saan aru aga mis selle goldbergi all on mõeldud?
Ma lihtsalt pean...mis teha.
How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry It!
What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.
What are the three fastest means of communication?
1) Internet
2) Telephone
3) Telawoman
How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
They're both fun to ride until your friends find out.
What should you give a woman who has everything?A man to show her how to work it.
Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a
waist?
Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.
How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
Because they don't have balls to scratch.
Why did God create woman ?
To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.
Why do women fake orgasms ?
Because they think men care.
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have
you done wrong?
Made her chain too long
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably
never be able to support you.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand
closer to the kitchen sink.
How do you know when a wonan is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...'
How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required
pressure.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at
the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, he'll shut up once you let him in.
What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told
I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive
by 90%..
It's called a Wedding Cake.
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
Women will never be equal to men...
until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut,
and still think they are sexy
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My friend got a mint low miles 01 Deville for $1. Turns out the old man died and had written into the will that the proceeds from the sale of his car were to go to his mistress. Wife did as she was told.
„siin on tegemist jällegi ühe toreda riigireetmisega“ (Bretschneider).
