Igavus tapab vol 4.

[DevilDeville]

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[DevilDeville]

Did you hear the one about the guy that peeked into a Land Rover and asked the owner "How can you tell one switch from another at night? They all look the same. " - "He replied, "It does not matter which one you use, nothing happens !"
The Lucas motto: "Get home before dark."
Lucas is the patent holder for the short circuit.
Lucas - Inventor of the first intermittent wiper.
Lucas - Inventor of the self-dimming headlamp.
The three position Lucas switch - Dim, Flicker and Off.
The Original Anti-Theft Device - Lucas Electrics.
Lucas is an acronym for Loose Unsoldered Connections and Splices
Lucas systems actually uses AC current; it just has a random frequency.
"I have had a Lucas pacemaker for years and have never had any trou..."
If Lucas made guns, wars would not start.
A friend of mine told everybody he never had any electric problems with his Lucas equipment. Today he lives in the countryside, in a large manor with lots of friendly servants around him an an occasional ice cold shower...
Back in the 70's, Lucas decided to diversify its product line and began manufacturing vacuum cleaners. It was the only product they offered which did not suck.
Q: Why do the British drink warm beer? A: Because Lucas makes their refrigerators
Alexander Graham Bell invented the Telephone.Thomas Edison invented the Light Bulb. Joseph Lucas invented the Short Circuit.
Recommended procedure before taking on a repair of Lucas equipment: Check the position of the stars,kill a chicken and walk three times clockwise around your car chanting:" Oh mighty Prince of Darkness protect your unworthy servant.."

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Lucas - Prince of Darkness

[antoonio]

krdi müstilised asjad, sobrasin Impala andmeid ja eelmisest aastast koma teist meeles. Nüüd eesti müüjad ei pakkudnud midagi aga leedukate lehel üksjagu neid müügis, asukoht muidugi poolakate oblast.
Veider, usa pakub ainult 3,6 lirtsust 300 pealise hobukarjaga mootorit sõltumata varustusest.
Poolakatel aga pakkuda nii 3,5 lärtsust kui 3,9 lärtsust motot vähemate hobustega. Tea kas pooloakatel oma tehas püsti pandud (chevy ise vist neid jewroopasse üldse ei parselda).

[Cam79]

Lady Interviewer: Do you drink every day?
Man: Yes.
Lady Interviewer: How much a day?
Man: Around 3 six-packs starting at noon.
Lady Interviewer: How much does a 6-pack cost?
Man: Roughly $10.00 at a deli.
Lady Interviewer: And how long have you been drinking like that?
Man: 15 years.
Lady Interviewer: So with a six-pack costing $10.00, and you consuming 3 six-packs a day, you are spending roughly $900 each month. In one year, you would then be spending $10,800, correct?
Man: Correct.
Lady Interviewer: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 on beer, not accounting for inflation, 15 years puts your spending roughly $162,000; correct?
Man: Correct.
Lady Interviewer: Did it ever occur to you that if you did not drink for the last 15 years, you could have bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink?
Lady Interviewer: No.
Man: So where's your Ferrari?

[antoonio]

Nu, see asi jäeti siia toomata, mis iganes põhjusel . Lähim paik peerude nägemiseks-kuulamiseks Helsinki 20.11.2013

[DevilDeville]

A meile anti leedikakat möödundsui

[antoonio]

A meile anti leedikakat möödundsui

Õnneks läks see (roisk)mass minust mööda ning jätkuvalt ole nõus rahatähti asjalike peerude peale kulutama . Meinstriimi ei viitisi isegi tasuta tirida.


EDIT: huvitav, kui lolliks inimene on veel võimeline minema, et isegi sellist lihtsat elutõde peab nn. "ajakirjandusmaastikul" selgitama.
Sihukeste ja analoogsete "tarkuste" pudenemisel avalikku ilmruumi meenutab järjest ja jälle seda tarka inimest, kes suvatses poetada, et tarkus on konstantne suurus maailmas (loe, iga järgnev miljard muudab harju keskmist tulemust kehvemaks).

EDIT2: kui kellegil muhvigi teha poel võib mind lolli harimatut harida. Kuna postisaasta lehel blinkis reklaam, millelt vilksatas 1,2lurtsuse oktaavia reklaam, teenisin postisaastale ühe kliki jagu mammonat. Nu minu retardi mõistus ei suuda aru taibata millistes šveitsi laborites on saadud selle 1,2föönitatud aparaadi tulemiks maanteel mingi 4,4lirtsu sajale. Ok Pika hambaga võin selle linnakulu 6,5 omaks võtta aga sihke 1,2tonnine (esiti arvasin et mingi komposiitmaterjalidest imekerge tegelane) tegelane sellise võrrimootor vahel (ok +föön) aga ikkagi asi minu jaoks rohke strugatskivendade loomingu maitsega.

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asja nimi on klikihullus. pluss lisaks fakt et pea 100% meie portaalides ja ajalehtedes avaldatavast ajakirjanikkonnast on otse koolipingist tulnud elukogemuse ja harituseta (mitte segi ajada haridusega) massiga

[antoonio]

ehehe, teeme teisele foorumile reklaami, aga igatahes mul hommik kohe lõbusam peale seda kui komistasin meite auväärt liikme Devildeville repliikidele sealse rahva silmaringi laiendamiseks
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muusika tulevik on käes:



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[DevilDeville]

An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had recently failed an entire class. That class had insisted that Obama's socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer.

The professor then said, "OK, we will have an experiment in this class on Obama's plan". All grades will be averaged and everyone will receive the same grade so no one will fail and no one will receive an A.... (substituting grades for dollars - something closer to home and more readily understood by all).

After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B. The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy. As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little.

The second test average was a D! No one was happy. When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F.

As the tests proceeded, the scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else.

To their great surprise, ALL FAILED and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great, but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed.

These are possibly the 5 best sentences you'll ever read and all applicable to this experiment:

1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.

2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.

4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!

5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that is the beginning of the end of any nation.

[DevilDeville]

Sai käidud Mägramajaga kiirendamas. Veerandmiil paar sekundi murdosa alla poole minuti nagu nalja :D

[DevilDeville]

sprott konservist oleks ehk elavam, kui see mees.

kommentaar loole, milles prognoositakse siimu järeltulijaks eurovolinikuna paeda ummit :D

[antoonio]

Kinnimaksmata reklaam, aga ehk on abiks neile keda huvitab.

Kodanikud teravate elamuste sõbrad. Tallinnas Müürivahe tänavasse on siginenud Eesti läbi aegade parim piprakastmetega äritsev ettevõte nimeks Kauplus Chilli's. Valik on selline, mis peaks kõigil chillisõpradel silma särama panema ning ka hinnad on täiesti adekvaatsed. Esindatud ka kuulus Blair's Death seeria (täna küll Ultrat ehk kangeimat polnud). Igatahes soovitan külastada.